tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003891900645833850.post5329611640602880825..comments2023-07-06T08:52:14.593-07:00Comments on Responsible Jon's Mo-ped-o-rama: What to expect when you are expecting (a moped)Philip Patriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08180892553131164545noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5003891900645833850.post-10673477120482647852010-09-08T10:29:29.148-07:002010-09-08T10:29:29.148-07:00I have another section to add to your guide.
Mope...I have another section to add to your guide.<br /><br /><b>Moped Curses</b><br />Sometimes, inexplicably, you will be cursed. <br /><b>What causes a moped curse?</b><br />Nobody knows specifically what causes a moped curse. Most of the time a moped curse isn't really a curse but is really the result of impatience. When riders get busy with life, sometimes they forget to regularly maintain their moped or in the case of a new build, they will become careless in the rebuilding process. With each unsuccessful attempt at fixing a problem, they become more frustrated and careless, prolonging the problem. Beginner mopeders should constantly repeat this mantra: It's not a curse, it's because I'm a newb.<br /><b>Where does the curse come from?</b><br />True moped curses are mysterious black magic. Some say that jealous mopeds require a blood sacrifice before they are appeased. Others say that when a perfectly running moped is sold for another, the spurned moped becomes jealous and sabotages the original owners mechanical attempts.<br /><b>How do you get rid of it?</b><br />It's a curse. If there were a simple antidote then no one would ever get cursed. Repeat this mantra: Even though I'm a moped pro, I still don't know shit.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12138030530967490021noreply@blogger.com